While Everyone is at BlogHer, I’ll Be in Jail
Because, you see, for the third year in a row, I’ll be drinking away my sorrows under a broken street light on the corner of “Sucks For Me” Road. I plan to send my daughter and my husband to my mother-in-law’s house so that I can spend the night complaining about them while staring down the bottle of a Mad Dog 20/20 (the drink of the broke and broken).
But don’t you worry! I promise to vlog with my Nikon CoolPix Digital Camera (and not my FLIP because I STILL cannot get it to work on my PC and unless I have an online meeting with The Powers that Flip, they cannot help me despite the fact that my camera has not worked on my PC since I first got it and instead of just sending me a new one they are making me spend time that I don’t have doing things that don’t work which is just another example of how they keep screwing mommy bloggers), and make a Whrrl story about how I antagonized a cop so badly that he had to beat me with a Dunkin Donuts Cruller and dragged me to jail.
Will you join me?
ROFL–girl, you’re a nut. Beat you with a cruller? ROFL!
You are hilarious! But I might be right there with ya…wanted to go to BlogHer too.
Maybe we should road trip out there and crash it. They’ve gotta let us in then, right? 
I think a road trip would be COOOOOL. Or, like I told BizzieMommy, we could just go to Vegas. LOL
Thanks for sending me off to deal wth my mom and then complaining about it. Thankfully, I will not have to see you clutching your neon green wine-”ish” beverage stating that you are not drunk, even though you are, and we all know you love your Mad Dog 20/20. Atleast Mimi won’t see you lushing it up. Don’t worry though, no matter what I still love you and will be there to bail you out of jail once you sober up. Love you always sweeets.
Take one for the team baby! LOL
I agree with both of you. Either we go together with Integrated Mother and crash BlogHer or we go to vegas or some other place.
Let me know!
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